that's illegal in New York State?

so, just like damn near every new yorker i know, the police are not viewed as a law abiding force of justice and the enforcement of value and aid by me. their more of a menacing nuisance and bothersome problematic gang of street thugs sanctioned by our cockamamie mockery of a government. their presence brings about a sense of instant frustration and grief. however, in all their faults, there is a list of laws that i am glad they are too consumed in themselves to even bother to cater to. did you know....

women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business...

citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers...."

a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting....

the penalty for jumping off a building is death...

while riding in an elevator, one must talk to know one, and fold his/her hands while looking towards the door.

slippers are not to be worn after 10:00pm...

 a person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket...

it is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior"...

.... i don't make this shit up.


-C!


P.S: fuck the poe'leece.


P.P.S: i'm bout to remodel this blog joint in a min.... this design has ran its course & gotten quite stale to me.